As someone who frigging loves music, I was (overly) excited by Apple’s Ping announcement, their foray into music social networking. With 160M registered credit cards all set to 1-click purchase, that’s an impressive base for starting a social networking site. Sure, most people won’t give a shit, but out of 160M people, even if only 10% care, that’s an impressive starting base.
So I downloaded and installed iTunes 10, registered for Ping, and … wtf is this shit? Seriously? Even the most optimistic fan would have to classify this as nothing more than promotional shill.
Ping. Advertising shill. It’s not what I what I wanted to see but I got a face-full of it.
Here’s a list of iTunes “recommendations” which are hugely wtf. Those with NO listed beside them are artists I do not like and have no idea why iTunes is recommending to me:
- Lady Gaga NO
- Yo-Yo Ma
- Katy Perry NO
- U2 NO
- Jack Johnson
- Linkin Park
- Shakira NO
- Coldplay NO
- Mark Ronson NO
- Taylor Swift NO
- Linkin Park AGAIN
- Dave Matthews Band NO
- Diddy NO
- U2 AGAIN NO
That’s a recommendation score of 3 out of 14, which leads me to believe the initial recommendations are bullshit, based on nothing more than record label contributions to Apple’s advertising campaign. I checked and, yes, Genius is turned on, so these recommendations apparently have no relation to Genius. What they’re related to, I have no idea. NONE.
As an aside, am I the only one who thought Lady Gaga was overly represented at the event yesterday? Seriously? Because I never figured Jobs to be a Lady Gaga fan. But we all by-god sat through her video and her name was on almost every screenshot. She was everywhere.
So, I figured so what?, right? iTunes has a search feature. I can just search and follow my favorites, right?
Not so fast there, skippy.
Here’s a list of artists I dig who don’t have “Follow” links:
- Clapton, Eric
- Cooper, Alice
- Disturbed
- Drowning Pool
- Flying Burrito Brothers
- Flyleaf
- Godsmack
- Leadbelly
- KISS
- Korn
- Marilyn Manson
- Owens, Buck
- Parsons, Gram
- Strait, George
- Train
At present, it’s not possible for me to follow any of these artists. I’ve tried to keep the list genre-neutral, but it’s slightly metal-positive. But really? Leadbelly? He should be a given in any sane system.
So it looks like Ping is akin to many of Google’s products: not ready for prime-time, but pushed forward just the same. Hopefully we’ll see some progress in the near — if not immediate — future, otherwise Ping will be nothing more than a pebble in the ocean … a small splash that no one cares about.
